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Sus, Rizz and Bussin Break the Top 100 Spelling Test Words as Gen Z Floods the Workforce
In a surprising turn of events that may leave traditionalists scratching their heads, the latest list of top 100 spelling test words has been revealed, and it’s more influenced by TikTok than textbooks. Gone are the days of mastering words like “photosynthesis” and “conscientious.” Today’s students are being drilled on terms like “sus,” “rizz,” and…
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Target Wine Aisles Left Empty as Teachers Maximize Their Back-to-School Discounts
Costa Mesa, CA — In what can only be described as a back-to-school shopping spree with a twist, the wine aisles at the Costa Mesa Target have been left as barren as a dry Cabernet. Thanks to a generous 20% discount on “necessary back-to-school supplies” offered exclusively to teachers, local educators have decided that wine is,…